Crocs Disaster

Crocs are not fashionable! I understand that some may be comfortable, but they should not occupy a woman's or man's closet space. The only acceptable time, if that, to wear crocs is when lounging about the house with no one around to see the horrendous fashion statement.

I have met a few people who wear crocs, but only one in particular stuck in my mind. Not because he's cute, in fact he's the exact opposite. It's because he wore them to ballroom dancing and they looked so bad, I took to calling him Crocs Boy. He was not a boy, he was late 40s. No one under the age of 80 should be wearing crocs, especially in public.

So if you have a pair of crocs, do yourself a favor and host a bonfire. Call it "Crocs Disaster Bonfire". Then, throw them in the fire and watch them melt with satisfaction.

It's the right thing to do.